r u a sofa bc ur sofaking annoying
"you’re obsessed with video games"
why dont clothes just wash themselves jeez theyre so lazy i have to do everything around here
the christmas tree
i hate it when youre eating cereal and you lose the spoon in the milk
have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was while you’re falling asleep in class and that makes it not so bad that you’re tired anymore
mom: where are you going its almost midnight